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Vogon Poetry!

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Have you ever read “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” or just wondered what really bad poetry should look like?

Well the BBC has put together a Vogon Poetry generator that every one should try. Here is mine:

See, see the fat sky
Marvel at its big red depths.
Tell me, dak do you
Wonder why the pug ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel ugly.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your champfle facial growth
That looks like
A potato.
What’s more, it knows
Your fiddlesticks potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big fat sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm poops.

Posted by Brian Feist

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Written by lickmypoetry

May 25, 2010 at 7:12 pm

4 Responses

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  1. Now do this 42 more times and you will have the answer to the universe.

    Anonymous

    May 25, 2010 at 8:48 pm

  2. Perhaps if you do it 42 more times…you will end up with one of Shakespeare’s sonnets. 😉

    slpmartin

    May 25, 2010 at 9:22 pm

  3. See, see the loud sky
    Marvel at its big puce depths.
    Tell me, sydney do you
    Wonder why the mole ignores you?
    Why its foobly stare
    makes you feel charged.
    I can tell you, it is
    Worried by your pumset facial growth
    That looks like
    A tofu.
    What’s more, it knows
    Your moist potting shed
    Smells of foot fungus.
    Everything under the big loud sky
    Asks why, why do you even bother?
    You only charm armpitss.

    And Brian, I know how you generated that fourth word.

    noah

    Noah

    May 26, 2010 at 7:29 am

  4. This is awesome Brian. Thanks for posting.

    Sue

    May 26, 2010 at 11:00 am


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