Vogon Poetry!

Have you ever read “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” or just wondered what really bad poetry should look like?

Well the BBC has put together a Vogon Poetry generator that every one should try. Here is mine:

See, see the fat sky
Marvel at its big red depths.
Tell me, dak do you
Wonder why the pug ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel ugly.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your champfle facial growth
That looks like
A potato.
What’s more, it knows
Your fiddlesticks potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big fat sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm poops.

Posted by Brian Feist